as usual...someone thought to build a web site around overheard conversations...it started as "overheard in new york"...and expanded to "overheard in the office"...and so on and so forth...
so from time to time i'll skim through it...most of the posts are generally forgetable...and a lot of them are not a very complementary statement on the intelligence level of people in general...but from time to time they do make me laugh...
borrowed from www.overheardinnewyork.com
april 2, 2008
I'll Settle this. Did it Bounce Off, or Vanish?
Umpire: Foul ball. It hit her in the box.
Teammate of batter: No it didn't, it hit her in the stomach.
--Riverside Park
Overheard by: Ramrod
and an oldie but goodie from january 13,2008:
Big, Fake Ones
Columbia student volunteer: So, who knows what soy milk is?
Fourth grade girls: [Silence.]
Columbia student volunteer: Well, soy milk tastes like milk, but it's made with beans.
Fourth grader: Hold the phone -- beans has titties?
--P.S. 125
Overheard by: alexandra
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