Sunday, May 31, 2009

consumer product safety warning...

ok i know it's been a while since i have written anything...i still have a lot i keep meaning to write about...it's just taking the time to do it that seems to be a problem...
anyway...
because i think it's important to warn people about things that can be somewhat unsafe..
here's the deal...
mary got me a waterpick...to be exact...it's the "interplak" by conair...
and what you're got to know is..
to not be like me..
read the directions first..
because..of course..
i didn't..
and well...
mary set it up..
i decided to use it..
what i didn't know was...that...well the second you turn it on..
water starts spurting..unless you press the blue button on the handle..
so..
when i turned mine on...unknown to me...it was on the highest setting...
and unfortunately...the water head was pointed so that it spurted ...
directly up my nose...
it wasn't pleasant..at all...

so there you have it..
read the directions first..
and remember to keep your finger on the blue button...

you're welcome..

this afternoons music...
"good man" ...by josh ritter...

"these chords are old but we shake hands,
cause i believe that they're the good guys...
we can use all the help we can,
so many minor chords outside...
i fell in love with the sound,
oh I love to sing along with you...
we got tunes we kicked around some...
we got a bucket that the tunes go through...

babe we both had,
dry spells,
hard times in bad lands...
i'm a good man for ya...
i'm a good man...

last night there was a horse in the road,
i was twisting in the hairpin...
my hands held on my mind let go,
and back to you my heart went skipping...
i found the inside of the road,
thought about the first time that I met you...
all those glances that we stole,
sometimes,
if you want them then you've got to...

babe we both had,
dry spells,
hard times in bad lands..
i'm a good man for ya...
I'm a good man...

they shot a Western south of here,
they had him cornered in a canyon,
and even his horse had disappeared....
they said it got run down by a bad, bad man...
you're not a good shot but I'm worse,
and there's so much where we ain't been yet...
so swing up on this little horse,
the only thing we'll hit is sunset...

babe we both had,
dry spells,
hard times in bad lands...
i'm a good man for ya...
i'm a good man..."

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