don't try this at home...

ok ...so my blood pressure went really high this last week..
i mean really high..
so here's what i found out...
contrary to popular belief...(depending on who you talk to...ok ..no one in the medical field..)
when your blood pressure goes really high..
your eyes do not bulge out...and pop...
but..
you can feel your heart beat in your head..

so anyway...
my blood pressure is on it's way down now...
and i didn't stroke out...
or have a heart attack..

and i know what you're thinking..
this is...in no way... shape or form funny...
still...
i can't help but wonder what i'd look like with homer simpson eyes...


music tonight..
fleetwood mac....steal your heart away...

"so come on, let's go,
let's run away..
if that's all, all there is
oh, to steal your heart away..."