Thursday, January 22, 2009

is it politics or advertising?...

evidently the australian division of "veet" skin care and hair removal products for woman found a perfect double entendre...for well ...saying "goodbye to bush"...
they just weren't specific about what exactly they were talking about...

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this afternoons music...
carll haynes....she left me for jesus...(sometimes you have to love country music)

"we've been datin since high school we never once left this town...
we use to go out on the weekends and we''d drink til we drowned...
but now shes acting funny and I dont understand...
I think that shes found her some other man

she left me for jesus and that just aint fair...
she says that hes perfect how could I compare...
she says I should find him and ill know peace at last...
if I ever find jesus im kickin his ass

she showed me a picture all I could do was stare...
at that freak in his sandals with his long pretty hair...
they must think that im stupid or I dont have a clue...
ill bet hes a commie or ever worse yet a jew

she left me for jesus and that just aint fair...
she says that hes perfect how could I compare...
she says I should find him and ill know peace at last...
if I ever find jesus im kickin his ass

shes given up whiskey and ah takin up wine...
while she prays for his troubles shes forgot about mine...
im a gonna get even I cant handle the shame...
why last time we made love she even called out his name

she left me for jesus and that just aint fair...
she says that hes perfect how could I compare...
she says I should find him and ill know peace at last...
if I ever find jesus im kickin his ass

it coulda been carlos or even billy ortez...
but if I ever find jesus...
hes gonna wish he was dead...
amen"

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