today...

today:

i saw an asian man wearing a tee shirt that said "no, i won't fix your computer"

i saw a bumper sticker that said "jesus loves you but i'm his favorite"

i accidently washed my wallet...and found out...a fishing license (yes, i have a fishing license) is water proof...go figure...

i almost got hit by a lady in the parking lot at king soopers (she was on her cell phone and didn't see me)....it didn't happen...but ...if it would have...would it be approriate for my tombstone to say...
"here lies a mexican speedbump"...

i learned a new word..."tramp stamp"...ok so maybe it's not appropriate but according to the guy on the radio...it's what those tattoos women get on their lower back are called...

i remembered...
generally...at least on a daily basis...
the world around me makes me laugh..
sometimes ...i'll admit...
it's not entirely appropriate...but still...it makes me laugh..

tonights music...
charlotte sometimes....how i could just kill a man...
(no not because of the lyrics...i just like the song)...